Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you

I'm not sure who invented that saying. But it did come to mind when I saw this from Greenboy at Needlenose (Email humor going around the Internets 8-28-07):

1.) Open an empty notepad file

2.) Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)

3.) Save it as whatever you want.

4.) Close it, and re-open it.