Friday, May 22, 2009

We're so lucky to have pundits who can sort out the issues for us

Some short versions of our Great Pundits' pronouncements.

Dana Milbank: Dick Cheney is a great man and I love it when it talks about torture.

Kathleen Parker: Obama's a girl.

David Broder, Dean Of All The Pundits: I'm so relieved Obama doesn't want a truth commission to uncover the dirty secrets of the Cheney-Bush torture program.

Charles Krauthammer: Obama's just like Bush only Obama's a Big Hypocrite so I don't like him anyway.

Former Shrub Bush speechwriter David Gerson: Obama's just like Bush only his Party's full of libruls so I don't like him anyway.

Bobo Brooks: Obama's just like Bush only he criticizes Bush so I don't like him anyway.

Ruth Marcus: I'm glad Obama is proposing preventive detention though I kind of wonder whether he's overdoing the secrecy but he's President and he has special inside information that we don't so he must have a good reason for it all.

In the Beltway Village commentariat, Marcus passes for a liberal.

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